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Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West - Gregory Maguire

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Belwether - Connie Willis

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It ain't the years, It's the mileage. I was raised a military brat, and wanderlust still comes over me every 3 or 4 years. Still love to travel.

Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Here's Your Sign Department

Here's your sign, stupid! Gotta watch out for those lava lamps, boys and girls! Dangerous appliances, they are!
Now I suppose they will have to design a whole new warning label for Lava Lamps won't they?
"WARNING: DO NOT PLACE THIS APPLIANCE ON OR NEAR STOVES, RANGES, OR OTHER SOURCES OF INTENSE HEAT. FAILURE TO HEED THIS WARNING COULD RESULT IN AN EXPLOSION AND/OR DEATH!"
KENT, Washington (AP) -- A man who placed a lava lamp on a hot stovetop was killed when it exploded and sent a shard of glass into his heart, police said. Philip Quinn, 24, was found dead in his trailer home Sunday night by his parents. "Why on earth he was heating a lava lamp on the stove, we don't know," Kent Police spokesman Paul Petersen said Monday. After the lamp exploded, Quinn apparently stumbled into his bedroom, where he died Sunday afternoon, authorities said. Police found no evidence of drug or alcohol use.
Police report here.
Thanks boingboing!

More Target Stranger than fiction - Sales

Target now sells Blowjobs as well as anal massage.

Texas T's Picture This Photo Blog

Started a Photo blog a few days (okay maybe weeks ago. Have a look at some of my uploaded photos. Texas T's Picture This

There is a link on this page as well.

Monday, November 29, 2004

East Vs West Cultural Differences Department

Found this and photographed it in January when I was in Singapore. I was terrified all rest rooms were going to be so equipped. I was mystified as to how anyone could use these.Squatter - I think I'd fall on my ass trying to use one of these. Then I remembered a well travelled female friend telling me about "Squatters" when her family was stationed in Japan. Mind you this was when I was in Junior High.

The first time I saw one of these was a "light bulb" moment. I remembered her all of a sudden. How she looked (Red headed and built. Fine high chiseled cheekbones. Piercing Green eyes) The stories she told. (About the exotic places she'd lived). What I thought about her (I thought she was screwing my Art Teacher. She was so mature, I felt she was out of reach. I think she put herself on a pedestal so we didn't have to). Funny how seeing one thing can bring back a flood of memories. Wonder what else I've managed to block out.

Maybe I'm just an uncultured American, but...

Sunday, November 28, 2004

Wish I'd Said That Department

On CNN they said the price of milk is going up 50 cents a gallon. What, is OPEC raising cows now?

Jay Leno, "The Tonight Show"

What did he say? Department

Can anyone translate this???

"We don't have user-centricity. Until we understand context, which is way beyond presence - presence is the most trivial notion of context."

Microsoft chairman Bill Gates
Seriously this techno-babble makes absolutely no sense to me...

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Congress agrees there should be NO nukes on the battlefield!!

Holy smokes! There is actually someone in Congress that has some sense. Why would the administration need tactical weapons such as those referenced in this article?

On Nov. 20, House and Senate appropriation committees approved an omnibus spending package for various government agencies for fiscal year 2005, including the Energy Department, which is responsible for nuclear weapons-related programs. The Bush administration had requested $9 million to investigate advanced new nuclear weapon concepts, such as low-yield warheads and $27 million to continue research on modifying two existing high-yield warheads to destroy targets buried deep underground. The bomb used to destroy Hiroshima registered around 13 kilotons. Low-yield warheads are those defined as being less than five kilotons, while the proposed "bunker busters" could be ten times as powerful as the weapon used against Hiroshima.

Led by Energy and Water Development Appropriations Subcommittee Chairman Rep. David Hobson (R-Ohio), House appropriators had zeroed out funding for these controversial nuclear weapons programs earlier this year, while the Senate side under the direction of Sen. Pete Domenici (R-N.M.) had fully supported them. Proposed amendments in both the Senate and the House on related bills to bar the use of funds for the nuclear weapons projects fell short of approval this summer. However, Hobson and Senate Democrats, led by Senators Harry Reid (D-Nev.) and Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.), prevailed in an unusual post-election negotiation on the spending bill.


Nukes should really only be used as a deterrent...

That's just my opinion...

TexT

Saturday, November 20, 2004

Communication Skills Department

This fellow offers a way to use puctuation as a WEAPON!!

communication skills - zefrank

I'll never look at punctuation in the same way again.

From zefrank.com

Have a nice day:)

From zefrank.com

What will you do Department

Now here's a handy page. I suggest you print this out and keep it near your computer just in case of internet failure.

What Should I Do If The Internet Goes Down?

What will YOU do??

Thanks Boing Boing

Target : Entertainment : Anal Massage

Target : Entertainment : Anal Massage Well now I had no Idea Target offered these kinds of services. This is kinda crazy. Some disgruntled employee perhaps?

Friday, November 19, 2004

Quote of the Day Department

"Trying" is an attitude option that says your time for success is not now, but in the future, or maybe never."
– Printer Bowle
Freely stolen from Dr. Bill Crawford's Website
"Try?!? No! Try not! Do...or do not! There is no try."
-Yoda

Thursday, November 18, 2004

In Games Industry seems like Crunch Time is All the Time

Gaming designer's wife has a bone to pick with EA. And I don't blame her! ea_spouse says:

EA's bright and shiny new corporate trademark is "Challenge Everything." Where this applies is not exactly clear. Churning out one licensed football game after another doesn't sound like challenging much of anything to me; it sounds like a money farm. To any EA executive that happens to read this, I have a good challenge for you: how about safe and sane labor practices for the people on whose backs you walk for your millions?

There are over 2600 comments (seems to have struck a nerve!) in the thread that follows her post. (Seems EA is not the only game company working employees into the ground) "If they don't like it, they can work someplace else," is not a very good HR motto when you are trying to hire some bright, shiny light straight out of school. Not very good for someone on the Fortune 100 best places to work either.

Now, I'm no stranger to Project work or "Crunch Time". I've worked on several SAP implementations and the countdown to "Go-Live" is no joke. But let's face it, managers (no matter where they are) need to wise up to the fact that people canNOT sustain 70 Hour work weeks without an end in sight! And, "Put up or shut up!" as a hiring strategy can only get you so far.

My son wanted to work in the gaming industry and I was prone to let him give it a shot. However, based on ea_spouse's experience, I'm thinkin' that's not such a good idea. Maybe the Military would be better. Pay's lousy, but the hours a sure as Hell probably better.

Link Thanks ea!

Psychology of Interrogation from Boing Boing

I suppose I knew there was a science to interrogation, but it's not something I really want to think about. Bbbbbrrrrrrrrrr!!

And this guy really creeps me out(!)

New Scientist has a really intriguing and intense interview with Michael Koubi, the former chief interrogator for Israel's Shin Bet.

How do people behave when they are interrogated for the first time?

Every detainee behaves differently. It depends whether he's from the city or the village, or a Bedouin from the desert. It depends whether he's educated or not. Prison is unimaginably different to normal life. People behave in unexpected ways. People who talk tough in public often submit in interrogation.

I once interrogated a Bedouin who said nothing at all for a few days. He was a very tough man. During one session I was playing with a stick, and this idea came to me: I said to him, do you realise there's a snake hidden in the stick? And suddenly he became very afraid. He said he'd tell me anything. This man was used to dealing with snakes in the open, but in a cell it was a different matter.


Freakin' scary he is...

Word of the Day Department

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.
...Elbert Hubbard

Positive: marked by affirmation; logically affirmative

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

The Afterlife Automated Customer Service System

With all the automated answering services that people encounter day after day, it was only a matter of time before "The Afterlife" followed suit.

The Afterlife Automated Customer Service System

Thanks Talulah! This one made my day...

Hey Buddy, You Got the Time? Department

This is somewhat strange, but yeah, he's got the time:

INDUSTRIOUS CLOCK

Voice of Reason Department

So Colin Powell resigns...Bush, Inc.'s response is to nominate Condi Rice...Well why not? Finally someone in the top slot that agrees (probably even wrote) with the Administrations unilateralist views on how to conduct foreign policy.

Enrage our enemies! Alienate our allies! Whattaya gonna do about it? Invade us?!? Whatcha gonna do when we come for YOU!? That arrogant, self righteous, pompous...TEXAN! Dammit!

Mr. Powell was the only reasonable voice in the entire administration. And now he'll be gone. Hell, I'd bail out too! I have to admit, I'm surprised he lasted this long, given the company he was keeping...And when Bush, Inc. attempted to make him look out of step with the Administration and continued to marginalize the role he (or the Department of State, for that matter) played in the current sets of crises we have going on around the world, I was amazed that Mr. Powell didn't resign on the spot. He IS one helluva team player. I put that down to his military training. Bet he wanted to deck Rummy more than once. But he didn't...North Korea...Afganistan...Iraq. The State Departments role has been marginalized on all these issues.

I have the utmost respect for the man, the soldier, the general and the statesman.

I suspect Colin will NOT fade away, but will continue to surprise us.

So whither now, Colin, whither now?

...That's just my opinion

Be Careful What You Ask For Department or What's Your Favorite Number?

Hoosier Daddy??

Apparently the current issue of the Hoosier Gazette has an article about the renaming of Interstate 69 that some folks are taking just a little too seriously. This has happened to the webpage before...From
Boing Boing:

John Hostettler, the Congressman representing the 8th district of Indiana, has been convinced by local religious groups to introduce legislation in the House that would change the name of an Interstate 69 extension to a more moral sounding number. There are plans to extend the interstate from Indianapolis through southwestern Indiana all the way through Texas into Mexico in the coming years. While most believe this highway will be good for the state’s economy, religious conservatives believe “I-69” sounds too risqué and want to change the interstate’s number.

Considering the morals swing of the government of this country, kinda surprises me that no-one has thought of this one yet!

Thanks Boing Boing!

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Thank you , Enron and Anderson!

Ever hear of SOX 404?

Spent my lunch-time today being informed about what impact the Sarbanes-Oxley Act will have on my team. The Public CompanyAccounting Reform and Investor Protection Act. This is the act that was entered into law after the implosions of ENRON and WORLDCOM. Now this is a good thing. Just think of all those folks that were bilked out of their retirement by those thieves! Hopefully it won't happen again.

Following is a quote from the WebCPA site.
Good judgment and thorough disclosure -- from both auditors and issuers -- are the keys to restoring investor confidence in the capital markets as well as the accounting profession, Public Company Accounting Oversight Board Chairman William McDonough told a gathering of financial executives here.
Stating that the implosions at Enron and WorldCom were the result of failures of private sector leadership, McDonough said that despite some companies and groups saying and doing the right things toward the restoration process, "vastly more needs to be done."
"Disclosure, disclosure, disclosure," emphasized McDonough, who said that in the event of a problem in financial reporting or during the course of an audit, both clients and auditors have specific roles in the disclosure process.
"From an issuer's standpoint, it should be, 'Here's what the problem is, here's what we're doing to fix it, and here's how long we think it will take to fix it.' From the auditor's perspective, it should be, 'Here's what we found,' and here's what you need to do to fix it.'"
McDonough's remarks came during the annual conference of Financial Executives International, a 15,000-member trade group comprised of chief financial officers, treasurers, controllers and similar C-level financial officials.


But as a security administrator, these requirements take already tough (for us) SOD (Segregation Of Duties) issues and make them into a logistical nightmare! I can only thank the Supreme Being that I don't have to deal with the Accounting, Purchasing, etc, pieces of this, except from an IT perspective, which is bad enough!


But come on, shouldn't good judgment and thorough disclosure have already been a part of business plans everywhere?

Random Thoughts Department

Corporate America (Management) Listen up!- I don't care much for lunch-time meetings. Nor does any one on my team...In fact the only way they can get us to show up for them is to provide food...Thought this was supposed to be MY time during the day.

So...time to strap on a feedbag!


Got time on your hands?

Interesting little sites for you to waste some time at:

Get
levitated!

Mini Jump

TexTs

Friday, November 12, 2004

Tempus fugit utrum ludus necne...

...So the Queen and I are off to the Texas Renaissance Festival Saturday. It's the last weekend for this year. And we just gotta throw on our gladrags and get out there!

Went a couple of weeks ago...We were in disguise (street clothes)...Friends of ours were in costume. I kept whispering crazy stuff in Roger's ear to say to the crowd, but it's just not the same as when you can do it yourself! I useta live for that charge, man! Last opportunity to laugh and be laughed at for this season!

So gotta do it again, my friends!

In other words...

I shall see thee anon. If thou'rt bold eno' to show thine bodkins at Newmark't Village!
I shall meet thee and greet thee with a hearty, "Hail an'well met, thou!"

Here's Your Sign Department

This just in!!! From the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review

A Jeanette, Pennsylvania woman is suing Norfolk Southern railroad because a train hit her when she was walking along the tracks. Patricia M. Frankhouser suffered a broken finger, cuts, and pain. From Pittsburgh Live:
"Defendant's failure to warn plaintiff of the potential dangers negligently provided plaintiff with the belief she was safe in walking near the train tracks," the suit states. The filing does not state why Frankhouser failed to hear the oncoming train and get out of the way.

Good God almighty, does this smack of frivolous lawsuits or what!

Thanks BoingBoing

Thursday, November 11, 2004

Unleashing Top Dog Potential in an Underdog World

God grant me...
Serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things that I can,
And Wisdom to know the difference.

Not just pretty words...But words to live by. I have to thank Dr. Bill Crawford for reminding me of them yesterday.

Attended this seminar yesterday, Unleashing Top Dog Potential in an Underdog World. It was very interesting. The speaker was Dr. Bill Crawford. He is quite an engaging person. Highly intelligent, articulate, and entertaining, he comes across as the Steve Martin of Psychology. He's very animated and skilled at doing what he does...Published 3 books, some audio versions of same. Also had 2 PBS programs.

The purpose of the seminars, in my opinion is, to motivate people to be the best they can be, and not just in difficult situations (or dealing with difficult people), although this seemed to be the main tone of the class. In the beginning, I could feel an subtle undertone of "You can apply this to your Whole Life!" By the end of the seminar it was not just an undertone.

Dis-stressing behaviors

Dr. Bill believes that difficult people are that way out of fear. And that this type of response is a learned behavior. A product of our environs. The Past.

I'm not sure if I swallow that completely, but it seems to make some kind of sense if you look at it sideways.

Fear (Fight or Flight) responses come from the Brainstem and not the NeoCortex where "Top Dog" thinking is done.

De-Stressing Behaviors

The good doctor offers techniques to keep your thinking from staying in the Brainstem (or "reptilian" brain) wherein resides the Fight or Flight (Fear?!) response. Another fear based response? - which is rarely proactive. We should strive to deal with these things from the NeoCortex part of the brain. What is required is to stop and Think...

Breathe - take 3 or 4 Deep breaths (or whatever it takes)
Relax - think of something that will make you feel serene
Ask - how would I rather be feeling?
Imagine - feeling this way.
Notice - the changes.

Thinking in this way stops the chemical reaction that forces us to think with "Fight or Flight" part of our brain. And therefore, allows us to think clearly again.

The Golden Rule

For me....We should always strive to deal with others with respect and dignity. In other words, Do unto others...But without the religious overtones works for me.

That's just my opinion...
More on Dr. Bill later. The man is a wealth of information...

Monday, November 08, 2004

Where Am I?


This is the building in downtown Houston where I work. Guess which one it is Posted by Hello

This Just In!

Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.

At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the shit out of him.


Don't know if this is true or not - But I'd be happy to give 'em a helping hand (or boot) as it were.

My Take On The Hullabaloo About Offshoring...

Every one I know, practically, is concerned about Offshoring.

Offshoring, can be defined as relocation of business processes (including production/manufacturing) to a lower cost location. Offshoring can be seen in the context of either production offshoring or services offshoring. China has emerged as the preferred destination for production offshoring while India has emerged as the dominant player in the services offshoring domain.

And well they should be. As evidenced in the media these days, Offshoring is the latest in a series of cost cutting measures adopted by businesses world wide. It is happening in the company that I work for in Houston in a BIG way. A lot of the Infrastructure support will be moved that way as well as 2d line support for the systems that I support as wellFirst to Kuala Lumpur and then to Bangalore, India. The team I work on was spared through 2005, but the O-Bomb is dropping all around us, creating empty craters in Cubeland.

Most of our Customer Service type activities (and their support systems AP - AR) have already been moved north of the border. Nearshoring?? This means that most of the calls we take on a daily basis come from Canada. Other divisions are using places like Manila - for credit card processing.

Although, it is beginning to look like what was not considered, is the fact that Americans can take the day to day stress of working in these kinds of jobs, the rest of the world is not quite used to the pace. The turnover rate is quite high...And with complicated software processing, the learning curve is quite high. This in turn, drives the cost of doing business higher, even in a lower cost market. Is it enough to turn back the tide, though? In some cases, yes. (Take Dell, for instance) In most cases, probably not. At least not until it starts to affect the bottom line. Or cycles back again.

But what are these Highly paid, Highly trained hordes of offshored IT professionals to do? Try their hand at Consulting? Pardon me, but I think that ship has already sailed...

So the question becomes: What, Mr Bush, - If offshoring is so good for US business, is intended to be done about all these formerly employed people whose jobs have flown the coup? We'll retrain them?? To do what, precisely? Most of these offshored, have already done their time in school. Should they retire? Most cannot. What will we do with the hundreds of thousands that are being thrown out of work?

Four more years of this?

That's just my opinion...

Definition(s) taken from Brainyencylcopedia.





Friday, November 05, 2004

I'm just a wanna be writer...

And people have told me that sometimes it seems I'm living in that ancient Chinese curse...


May you live in interesting
times.


Seriously though - folks have asked me when we are talking about what's going (or gone) on in my life,
"Do you write this stuff down? You should...Really"


Honestly though, I don't know whether to write a book (maybe two), or to just take it on the road and try to build a standup act with all the material (read: My Life) I've amassed.

So first I thought I'd try a few of the "Adventures" I've been on in my time. I'll put them in a separate blog and plonk in a few pictures if I can find appropriate ones. I'll try to keep it interesting enough to hold your attention and you can give me (from time to time) honest criticism, okay?

So,
Don't touch that dial!
or
Keep your eyes on this space!
or
Stay Tuned!
or
(Insert here) some such other attention getting phrase!


...TexT

Nenc est bibendum!

Latin for:
Thank the gods it's Friday!!!

But the literal translation is....

Now it's time to drink!


Thursday, November 04, 2004

Humor: the mental faculty of appreciating the ludicrous

I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor...

...Lord Nelson


Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Kerry Concedes - Four more years of a nation led by criminals

Wish I'd said that! Dang it! BoingBoing got it right.

Quote Xeni Jardin on BoingBoing
"8:15am: Four more years of a nation led by criminals. I was making coffee with one eye on CNN when the news broke, and I called my dad, a man who's spent many years fighting for good things, sometimes at great personal cost.
"Get over it," he said, "The way you feel now is exactly how I felt when Nixon won a second term -- crushed. I just couldn't believe America was that stupid. But remember
what happened to Nixon that term." "

As a Texan that did not vote for Bush, (a minority, I'm sure) I couldn't agree more. I could not vote for him just because he was the Guv here. Let's hope someone gets thier just desserts. I'll probably get run out of the state for saying so too.

Four more years (sigh)

Had high hopes...But to no avail...Look like Bush takes the election.
Link from Rueters via Yahoo

And here's the BBC's explanation of the Electoral College.