This Just In!
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and kicked the shit out of him. Don't know if this is true or not - But I'd be happy to give 'em a helping hand (or boot) as it were. |
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