We All Like to Think of Our Selves

As Suave and Cool. I know I do, BUT...<=big but(!) I was walking into Chipotle this evening to pick up dinner for the three of us. I hit the curb with a toe and lurched forward, wind - milling my arms wildly. I nearly busted my ASS! "I meant to do that," I told the guy walking up beside me. Debonair and cool - R-i-i-i-i-g-g-h-h-h-t-t. NOT! I was probably just foolin' myself about that cool crap. I mean how cool can a 6 ft, 245 pound fat guy be cool? 'nuff said!